What is Marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich, Marry Me!"          - - -   That's Direct Marketing 


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and while pointing at you says: "He's very rich, Marry Him!" - - - That's Advertising


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party,  you go up to her and get her telephone number, the next day you call her and say: "Hi, i'm very rich, Marry Me!" - - - That's TeleMarketing   


4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl, you get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, have a chat with her, offer her a ride home, open the car door for her and then say: "By the way i'm rich, will you marry me!" - - - That's Public Relations


5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl, She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich, will you marry me?!" - - - That's Brand Recognition


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, You go up to her and say: "I am very rich, Marry Me!", and She gives you a nice hard slap on the face - - - That's Consumer feedback


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go up to her and say: "I am very rich, Marry Me" and She introduces you to her husband and says: "He is very rich, I married  him"                            - - - That's Demand And Supply Gap


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. you go up to her and before you say anything, another guy comes and tells her: "I am rich, will you marry me?" and she goes with him.                              - - - That's Competition Eating Into Your Market Share


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party, you go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, marry me", your wife arrives  - - - That's Restriction From Entering New Markets